Wife’s Four Lettered Words

Someone emailed me the following story. Hopefully you’ll get a little laugh out of it and relieve some of that wedding planning stress.

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, “How was the honeymoon?”
“Oh, mama,” she replied, “the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic…”

Suddenly she burst out crying. “But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language…things I’d never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You’ve got to come get me and take me home…. Please mama!”

“Sarah, Sarah,” her mother said, “calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?”
“Please don’t make me tell you, mama,” wept the daughter, “I’m so embarrassed they’re just too awful! Come get me, please!”
“Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset….Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!”

Still sobbing, the bride said, “Oh, mama…words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK…!”

1 comment December 21, 2009

Welcome!

Welcome to my new blog! I got married 2 years ago.  I spent so many hours searching the internet for helpful ideas for my wedding.  I also wanted ideas for things not so ordinary.  I didn’t want my wedding to be just like everyone elses.  I wanted the day to stand out in peoples’ minds. 

So now, I’ll share some things I came across.  If you have any thoughts or ideas you’d like to share, let me know!  I’d love the contribution to this blog.  This blog is all about the bride and her day!

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